So, while making a cup of tea I had bit of a day dream about meetings I have at work tomorrow and the fact that I didn’t win the Euromillions tonight (I know, can you believe it? Was bloody certain this time).

I needed a plan.

If you don’t win the Lotto, or work 26 hrs a day in your own company then it’s going to be a bit hard to get that kind of ‘Fuck you’ money that Branson and Sugar have.

I could invent something, and patent it for squillions. But the only thing I could come up with was a mechanism to empty the Nespresso machine of capsules automatically and also have it hooked up to the water main so I didn’t have to remember to refill it. Hmmm, not amazing and life changing money spinning ideas there. But if somebody DOES come up with that you heard it here first.

Dammit the world of entertainment and media it needs to be. Oscar, Nobel and all that needs to be mine.

Singing? Good God even i have to laugh at that. it takes a careful balance of alcohol for me to hold a tune.

I need to write the next movie blockbuster or killer novel. I have impecable timing for movie scripts so I need an idea and some time.

How the hell do you write a movie script? Fuck knows. Dammit!

Right, a book it is. I need motivation! So I just signed up for NaNoWriMo this November. Do I have an idea? Not yet. Do I have time? Not really. Do I have a chance of hitting 50,000 words? Not sure but I managed to write this post instead of tweeting ‘Signed up for NaNoWriMo’ so there’s an outside chance