God Almighty will you look at that. That is a before and after picture when cooking some ‘Marks & Spencer’ Bacon rashers this morning. It doesn’t need a lot of explanation, but on the left is the pre-cooked rashers which tempt you from the shelves with promises of yumminess. On the right is the cooked rasher. It is the size of my fucking thumb!

Needless to say the second half of the pack was also cooked for breakfast. I was still bloody hungry afterwards as those 12 Rashers probably only equalled the amount of meat you’d get from one normal one.

I keep saying to MBH to stop buying food from M&S. I don’t think it’s very good. Used to be but not any more.

I think this is pretty damning evidence to back up that request.

Fucks sake that was a bad start to my day.