So as I have a tiny cough I’m now working from home. Because I’m not an idiot.
We hadn’t seen any Gulls for a week. I was quite disappointed I have to say.
“I think there’s one on the roof” says Herself “I can see it’s shadow”
[Ninja mode engaged]
I snuck out the garden door, turned around and there the little (big) bugger was. Perched on the very corner of the roof, looking the other way.
And he hadn’t seen me…
I don’t speak Gull…but I think I know what “What the actual fuck?! You twat!!” sounds like now. Sooooooo satisfying